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(More customer reviews)So I got this during an office gift exchange as a gag gift. It's a very cool little can, sure to start conversations with anyone who sees it. It's fairly small (about the size of a normal Spam can, for comparison), but doesn't really need to be larger.
There's a tiny disembodied plush unicorn inside as well. The nice thing is you don't need to ruin the can to take it out. You can simply pop off the bottom, no need for a can opener or anything. The unicorn plush pieces are small also, they need to be to fit in the can. But they're very funny and fitting for the product.
Basically, a funny and unique gift for your friends with a weird sense of humor. Doesn't really serve a purpose other than a strange item to talk about, but it serves that purpose well!
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Canned Unicorn MeatNo foolin' - Unicorn meat is real!Excellent source of sparkles! Rick BiteUnicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.Tasty Magical Beast Diagram PartsUnfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.
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