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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures Review

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
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I thought this was great. once I took them out of the package, Monsieur Tofu was nice and fun, and Mr. Bacon was kind of rude, but after awhile, just like tofu, Mr. Bacon's evil attitude rubbed off on Tofu and then tofu started being mean as well...
Both of these two are now mean and are constantly trying to kill me and my family, but at least they came with a free frogurt.

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Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Illustrated window box.

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Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious Review

Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious
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I've always thought that decorative religious dashboard figures made classy accessories for my automobiles. Because of a recent freak accident that happened to my car while it was parked on the street in front of my flat, I was in the market for a new one. It happened shortly after I was transferred by my employer to head up our Middle East customer service call center based in Tehran, Iran. I had a really SWEET Dashboard Mohammed on my Cadillac Eldorado, but I was awakened in the wee hours one morning to the sound of an explosion. I found my car had been reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble.
I think my neighbors must have felt sorry for my stroke of bad luck with the car, because they left a really neat hand-made replica of Uncle Sam on my front porch for me. A note had been thoughtfully pinned to the Uncle Sam doll's chest with a lovely dagger. The English wasn't good... but it said something about them giving me a 'Fatwah'... which must mean a stuffed Uncle Sam doll.
I couldn't find a replacement Dashboard Mohammad in any of the local stores, so I ordered this Dashboard Jesus for my new company car. It gets alot of attention from the locals on my commute to work... they often chase may car, pointing at it and shouting their appreciation in their own language.

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Let Jesus be your co-pilot with this hilarious dashboard figurine. This quirky doll makes a great conversation piece. Place him beside your bed, on your desk, in your car, where ever you might need a little blessing. It's enlightenment on a spring! A fun and unique gift idea.

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