Cali Girl So Excellent Blaine Review

Cali Girl So Excellent Blaine
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I first met Blaine about five years ago. I was at Cali Beach with my then girlfriend, Barbie. It was a hot day, so i was rubbing sunblock on her back. Suddenly, a shadow was cast over us. It was Blaine. He told me that losers like us weren't allowed on his beach, and that this was his "turf." He then kicked sand into my face. I did what any man would do in that situation, I challenged him to a surf off. "Noon tomorrow," he said as he laughed and ran his hand through his hair.
I didn't sleep a wink that night. All I could think about was how much i wanted to win. Needed to win.
When we arrived at the beach it was packed. But all i could see is Blaine and my board. "Let's end this." I said. He smirked and replied "Ladies first." I grabbed my board and jogged into the ocean. The sound of crashing waves somehow calmed me. I caught my first wave only a few minutes in, but it was nothing special. I needed to wait for the big one if I had any chance of beating him. It took what seemed like forever before it came. I heard it first, like a thunderous fist it slammed into me. It dragged me under the water. I almost drowned. When i awoke I was on the beach again, coughing up water. Blaine was there, laughing, with his arm around my girlfriend. They left together and I haven't seen either one of them since.
Everyday I relive that pain and I wait for my revenge.

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The Cali Girl dolls have a new friend - meet Blaine. Dressed in the ultimate surfer gear, Blaine doll comes with a boogie board, flippers, wetsuit top, stylish board shorts and hip sun-bleached blonde hair. Blaine doll also comes with the new "Cali-zine" magazine, the publication all about life on the coast. Measures approximately 12" tall.

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